"Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is". -Belle de Jour, The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl
I just love that quote so much I felt moved to share it. It kind of struck home this week when I had to go shopping for bras again due to change in size. I don't mind a little wobble. I firmly believe it's all in the presentation, and a little bit of satin and lace certainly doesn't hurt.
I know it's been a while between updates. I didn't end up making it past round two of the Smut Marathon, but participating was fun and I am going to stick around and see how it ends. Round three's theme is 'Stilettos", which spell check tells me has one 'l' and two 't's and not the other way around. How could I call myself a lover of fine shoes and not know that? Anyway, go there, enjoy the free stories and vote, and be proud of your wobbly bits if you have them.
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